Sorry, But That Includes You Sister Mary

--right now, as far as im concerned, everybody who's not me can go fuck themselves

Does That Make The Clit The Ref?

--i've got an idea, next time she calls, I'll tell her I can't talk cause I'm on a date
--say it all non-chalantly
--see if she gets jealous
--you play the dumbest games with girls
--i know
--and its not worth it
--cause no matter what
--she who owns the pussy, owns the game
--thus making the rules

I Prefer The Curiousness Of Cunts

--why is it that women always want what they can't have, and never want what they can have, even when what they can have is obviously vastly superior?
--it's one of the great mysteries of coochie.

Besides... Have You Seen My Boss?

--yo, i nailed the hottest chick from my job last night
--this cute little admin, got her tanked
--dude, why do you keep fucking people you work with?
--you know that shit is gonna come back bite you in the ass
--hey, I'm sleeping my way to the top buddy.
--if a chick can do it, why can't i?
--because chicks sleep with their bosses.
--and you just keep fucking secretaries!
--yes, but secretaries of people more important than me.