Unfortunately Followed By "Which Ones Have Communicable Diseases"

-so you going to that wedding this weekend?

-yeah, unfortunately

-bummer

-it's not all bad, i get to play one of my very favorite games

-huh?

-it's called "guess which bridesmaids have low self-esteem and daddy issues"

Don't You Remember What Happened To Steve?!?!?!

--i figured it out!

--??

--my g-chat isn't blocked anymore

--how'd you fix it

--i switched to Internet Explorer

--and now my gchat works!!!

--so you switched FROM firefox TO internet explorer?

--yup

--i don't think i can talk to you anymore

--oh shut up, it's just while i'm in class

--yeah, that's how it starts

--pretty soon you'll be using it to check the weather too

--just one little look couldn't hurt

--next thing you know you'll be looking up stocks in it

--then sports scores

--then the news!

--and before you know it, you'll be dead, cold and alone in a dingy basement apartment with a microsoft branded needle in your arm

--i think you may have taken that metaphor a step too far

I See No Flaws In That Logic

--so you still growing that beard?

--yeah, but i keep it trimmed

--and you don't get any complaints about it?

--occasionally, but its not that scratchy

--not like i have a face full of pubes

--hahaha

--although i'm not sure that'd be so bad

--i don't follow

--well think about it from the girl's perspective

--if you've already got pubes in your face...

--why not suck a dick?

I Know I Spelled That One Right

--apparently i'm incapable of spelling the word 'organazation'

--organ

--i

--zation

--thank you, spellcheck hasn't been nearly condesending enough

--condescending...

--fuck you

I Have The Worst Fucking Attorney

--no, you were a sweetie pie in high school

--i remember when all of us took that weekend trip out to the hamptons

--yeah, and i was too much of a pussy to make a move on Maggie*

--ahh yes, it's all coming back to me now

--i hope you've grown some balls since then

--yes, quite a few

--i think im up to 3 or 4 now

--which is good cause my ex-fiance got 2 of them in the settlement