I See No Flaws In That Logic

--so you still growing that beard?

--yeah, but i keep it trimmed

--and you don't get any complaints about it?

--occasionally, but its not that scratchy

--not like i have a face full of pubes

--hahaha

--although i'm not sure that'd be so bad

--i don't follow

--well think about it from the girl's perspective

--if you've already got pubes in your face...

--why not suck a dick?