I Have The Worst Fucking Attorney

--no, you were a sweetie pie in high school

--i remember when all of us took that weekend trip out to the hamptons

--yeah, and i was too much of a pussy to make a move on Maggie*

--ahh yes, it's all coming back to me now

--i hope you've grown some balls since then

--yes, quite a few

--i think im up to 3 or 4 now

--which is good cause my ex-fiance got 2 of them in the settlement