--so midget took a swing at me last night
--what???
--i'm not sure if he was a real midget, probably just some little prick with a napolean complex
--did you deck him?
--man how's it gonna look if I punched a midget
--theres already too much man-on-midget crime in this world
--so why'd he take a swing at you
--he thought i was hitting on his girlfriend
--did you?
--did i what?
--hit on his girlfriend asshole
--well yeah, probably
--but i def didn't see the little bastard standing there
--but still even if I did, if you're not tall enough to ride the tea cups, then your girl is fair game
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