--so you slept with her
--couple times
--and she told you she loved you
--she was drunk
--and you said it back
--might have
--and you couldnt stand her
--total succubus
--where is she now
--moved to LA to be an actress
--howd that goodbye go
--it didn't, i went home to take a shower one day, like 2 weeks before she left, and haven't talked to her till today
--wow, so you were just a stright asshole, huh
--im assuming she asked what happened
--yeah, but i told her id been in a coma for 2 months
--um...
--wow
--wow
--by the way, if it comes up, i got hit by a car in early january, your not sure of the exact date
--it was a hit and run and you visited twice a week
--you brought me into this?
--well i made a bet that she wouldnt feel bad about it
--i was really bored
--so if i'm interested in selling my soul, should i come straight to you, or is there some sort of middle man i need to go through?
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