--dude, where'd you go last night
--sorry bro
--that chick was asking about you
--yeah she was cool, but i had to take a tremendous dump
--well why didnt you come back? we stayed there for like 2 more hours
--no way dude, there was no coming back from this one
--i could've sworn it was crying
--and it winked at me when i tried to flush it
--wow, toilet baby... sweet
--did you name it?
--smiley
--gross, i had a turtle named smiley, my memory of him is now tainted forever
--come to think of it, it was kind of turtle shaped
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